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From:  Grace

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:07 PM

To: Kim; jammy_sod; Patrick

Cc: Greg

Subject: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

http://www.mastercard.us/priceless-cities/newyork/offer-details.html?id=901328

 

I’m going!  You guys should go! Only 7 tickets left

 

Regards,

 

Grace 

 

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From:  Grace   

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:08 PM

To: Grace; Kim; jammy_sod; Paul

Cc: Greg

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Oops I meant to send to Paul!

 

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From:  jammy_sod  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:10 PM

To: Grace; Kim; Paul

Cc: Greg

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

You fancy Pat don’t you?

 

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From:  Grace

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 15:10

To: jammy_sod; Kim; Paul

Cc: Greg

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Shhhhhhhh don’t tell anyone 

 

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From:  Greg  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:11 PM

To: Grace; jammy_sod; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Hey guys

 

UNSUBSCRIBE

 

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From:  Grace  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:11 PM

To: Greg; jammy_sod; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Don’t be jealous that I got to Pat first.

 

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From:  jammy_sod

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:12 PM

To: Grace; Greg; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Actually he got me first in the bathroom

 

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From:  Grace  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 15:12

To: jammy_sod; Greg; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Omg what does that even mean?

 

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From:  Greg

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:13 PM

To: Grace; jammy_sod; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

I’m green with envy

 

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From:  Grace  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:14 PM

To: Greg; jammy_sod; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Should I go to the bathroom?

 

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From:  jammy_sod  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 15:15

To: Grace; Greg; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Only if you want to be shoved into a door by that big hairy lump as he comes barreling out of the bathroom

 

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From:  Greg  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:15 PM

To: jammy_sod; Grace; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Someone sounds bitter

 

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From:  jammy_sod  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:16 PM

To: Greg; Grace; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

I never forget those who cross me

 

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From:  Grace  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:17 PM

To: jammy_sod; Greg; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

What about the guy that uses the middle stall when its only the 2 of u?

 

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From:  jammy_sod  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 15:18

To: Grace; Greg; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

We don’t talk about that

 

First rule of Mensroom: NEVER talk in mensroom

 

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From:  Greg   

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:20 PM

To: jammy_sod; Grace; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Second rule of bizarro mensroom: direct eye contact is to be maintained at all times

 

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From:  jammy_sod  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:20 PM

To: Greg; Grace; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Which eye?

 

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From:  Grace 

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 15:21

To: jammy_sod; Greg; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

omg

 

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From:  Greg  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:22 PM

To: Grace; jammy_sod; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Someone’s playing limbo with his humor

 

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From:  jammy_sod  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 15:23

To: Greg; Grace; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

I just like a play on words with friends

 

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From:  Greg  

Sent: Friday, March 23, 2012 03:23 PM

To: jammy_sod; Grace; Kim; Paul

Subject: RE: Time out Food and Drink Awards- mastercard priceless deal

 

Lol jammy_sod’s favorite menroom game — turds with friends

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